Welcome to the Circus!!!

Ok so I have decided to start a blog, just to let everyone know all the highlights and vent the frustrations of my days as a new mum!!

Maybe I should start with a bit of a back story on who I am and how the hell I got to this place of writing a blog thinking MILLIONS of people are going to read it when infact deep down I know maybe a few family members and friends might read it when i tell them about it!!

Hi, My name is Jaxy and I'm an alcoholic lol (not really), I am a 27 year old first time mum and the little champ (We shall call him gaga) has just turned 3 months... And so my story begins!!

Up until November I was working night shift. While everyone else slept, I was planning how gaga and myself would take over the world!! It was going to be fantastic!!

On the 7th of December, Gaga made a very spectacular entrance (while i was pushing, he must of been talking to someone upstairs and organised a massive storm to add to the dramatics). Thunder and Lightning are a great soundtrack to really work hard too ;)

The first three months have been the most amazing and in all honesty... crazy time of my life!!
No one ever honestly tells you about what happens AFTER the baby has arrived apart from "oh you will lose sleep" and "you just can't stop staring at them"... Ok, this ice queen can admit that she does a lot of the time find herself just staring at the baby BUT I will not let you believe that, that's all you do when you have a newborn.. It definately isn't all roses and puppies... Maybe puppies that like to play in manure?? Certainly are cute but you can't deny how much they stink and how annoyed you get when they wipe shit all over you!! LMAO

Some of the list of things you can expect (or what I have experienced) are Tears, Pain, Laughter, Staring, Happiness, Sadness, Joy, Devotion and Love... and I can tell you right now that staring at your baby is definately not on top of that list.
Especially in the first 12 weeks!!
I love how all the "suburban experts" think because I have a baby, that they have a right to shove their opinion in my face. I do find this quite amusing and as they speak im just smiling and politely nodding while thinking "oh crap I need to get a few things at the shops" and then I continue to write a mental grocery list while they keep blah blah blah'ing lol

This blog will be about my ups and downs, not just as a mum but as a woman who does not understand a lot of the way some people think and just someone trying to get by day by day with as many laughs as possible (but of course there will be some tears....maybe.... if i admit it)

So yes, I have a lot to say and some days I have the time to write it and others I dont, so im going to be awesome to follow as you will have nooooo idea when I'll repost lol
I can feel one coming on very soon tho lol

Mumma J
xoxox