Heeeello Stranger...

Hey there, sorry I haven't posted in a while...

You know the old saying, things to do, people to see!??!?!

Well no, in my case it was... Things to do, people to avoid!!

lol Better I kept my mouth shut than risk fighting with people who wouldn't be able to handle what I had to say to them lol
BUT NOOOOOOOOOW let my fingers do the talking *coughs* thats what she said *cough cough*
LOL I apologise now... I am tired and very dilusional so I'll be making jokes that no one is going to understand but while im writing and cracking up laughing, it's working for me so suck it up :P

So... where do I start???  Lets start with the gorgeous husband who I forgot what I nicknamed him on here... ummmm B??? Or caveman? or ANNOYING??? lol jus kidding :P Anywho...

If there is one thing that will get my blood boiling it's when someone upsets/hurts/angers him and yes I know he is a grown man but he is my husband and it pisses me off.... I dont care who it is who hurts him, even family... It pisses me off!!

We held Gaga's naming day recently and it was so great to see how many people were there and who cared about him :D He is one very lucky boy to have such great people around him!!

Oh man, so much has gone on I really dont know where to start lol Or should i rephrase this as "i dont know who to offend first" muhahaha

I really think that in the last two weeks I was being pushed to see how far I could go before breaking... and because im awesome, i didn't break... But lets just say that my appointment with the shrink couldn't of come at a better time LMAO

Ok dot points....
 1, Parenting!!
2, Break Ups
3, Kids
4, Farewells
 and I think that will cover it for now...

SO 1..... B and I have reflected a lot on what sort of parenting style we would like to raise Gaga with... one full of love and sarcasm and as little blood as possible... It's amazing to see how you grow up into your own personalities and how some traits stick around from the people who have raised you and what traits you refuse to carry on because quite frankly... they are SHIT!! lol How is it that the children seem to have more common sense and better morals than their "wiser" elders... and that beautifully brings me into dot point number.....

2..... Oh really, you've split up??? Oh thats a shame.... 1 month... 2 months.... Oh really you're still talking the same shit as you were when you first split up? Honestly, no one wants to invite the person to the party who is just gonna whinge whinge whinge all the damn time... If you can't get over something, then dont come!! Dont come to the party and make everyone else miserable to!! Yeah yeah blah blah to the nay sayers who are thinking "but if they dont talk about it then they will get depressed... blah...."
And that is my problem how??? Im trying to have a good time lol I dont go to someone's party and just talk about my shit all day... no one really cares!!
You will get the odd person who might get stuck talking to ya because they are too nice to just up and leave but soooooorry... That aint gonna be me... How about you grow up and pull ya head out of your highschool arse and just get on with life....
She left aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaages ago... deal with it, I HAVE !! lol

Noooow 3..... Kids are little sponges... they will take in everything that is going on around them, especially peoples negativity!! In the last few months I have felt sorry for the kids who have no choice but to deal with abuse, homophobia, racism, anger and dipshits... oh no, im the one who has been dealing with the dipshits lol Even if I hated the old lady across the road I would never pass that hatred onto Gaga... he needs to make up his own mind that she is a loser... and trust me HE WILL lol!!
Please people, leave your kids out of your mess!! You were lucky enough that they were born, dont screw it up but screwing them up!!
In saying that... I will raise my son the best way i know how and will not make excuses for the choices I will make... like swearing... yeah im still swearing around him... But when you do it in a higher pitch then its all smiles on his end ;) ;) Parenting 101 lol

and finally.... 4..... :(
My mumma left me today, after being here for over 4 months... the grey nomads have left the state to move on to their next adventure... I really loved having them here, especially my mumma!!
It sucks when you get used to someone not being around and then they are physically there... and then they go again, ay yaa yaaaaa!! Oh well, they are only 6 hours away!! I know Gaga will miss them tho :(

AND so, for my finale...
I've been all over the shop tonight with this blog, hopefully next one I'll stick to one subject and really get into the nitty gritty of it all and have the harsh sarcasm you all seem to like so much instead of just this rambling....

Ok im going to bed... lets see how much hate mail i'll have when I wake up....

xoxox
Mumma J