Oh my goooooodness!!
Yeah yeah it's been a while, I know... SHUT UP!!
Apparently when you have a milk sucking vampire around the place it makes things like writing blogs a little harder to do than first thought!!
Oh where do I start this time?
Well Osama Bin Laden is dead... and I actually feel a little sick and uneasy seeing the news reports with people celebrating and wanting to dance on his grave (goodluck now he's out to sea... start swimming bitches lol)
Yeah yeah I get it... he was evil and yadda yadda yadda... but I think.. he was one man, who had thousands of followers, I dont think it's time for celebrating, I think it's time for forward thinking and being on guard. Terrorists are evil in general... Imagine what they are like when they are pissed off???
I would liken this to... saying you would take my chocolate... and then really taking it!!
VERY HUUUUGE and different consequences!! lol
Something else that I saw on the news this morning that I thought I needed to comment on (of course) is post wedding depression...
Oh and to quote the doctor on the show "It's just like postnatal depression" *cough cough cough*
Sorry I find it hard to swallow that bullshit of a line!!
How the hell can you say its anything like that, Doctor Moron???
I bet the people getting post wedding depression are the same women who are bridezilla's and victims... They need attention for something so now they have come up with this..
OOO i know, here's something that will fix all your problems...
Have a baby, they fix everything!! But be careful, you might get postnatal depression... oh how can you handle both you poor loves??!?!?
Yes... Sarcasm!!
Oh and of course we need an update about Baby Gaga :D
Well he pretty much ripped off my nipple the other night lol
I can laugh now but at the time it took all of my strength to not throw him to/at his dad lol
He doesn't even have teeth yet so im dreading when he gets some... I think that is half the problem though because he is teething so he's chewing on everything and decided to use me this time YOWCH!!
He hasn't dont it again since but i think when your mum screams and then starts crying and your dad comes over and takes you off mum and says "I think you've just done your dash son" it makes you think twice about using your mum's nips as a teething ring...
I wish he could read... I would wear a really "subtle" shirt saying... I dont place my boobs in the freezer so don't use me as a DAMN teething ring!!!!
Baby Gaga - Great
Caveman - Great
Me - Great
I'll have more to report eventually but gotta go again coz the boy is yelling at me!!
bye byeeeeeeee
Mumma J
xoxox
p.s I didn't proof read so sorry for any mistakes lol
Tuesday, 3 May 2011
Friday, 1 April 2011
Ahhh Shit Balls lol
Hi there...
Ok, dont get ya hopes up too much coz this is going to be a serious post... sorta :P
I thought I might bare all and write this on here so some of my rants are a little justified lol PFFFT yeah right :P
Since Gaga has been around I have really been struggling with certain emotions and thoughts that I cant seen to shake... The hardest thing about this is when I can't seem to get out how im feeling in words so i just stew on it coz none of it makes sense when i try to explain it... UH OHHH lol
This post is not dig at anyone and if anyone gets offended... then it's your problem not mine lol It seriously isn't aimed at anyone in particular... just how im feeling at the moment!
I know that I have plenty of people around me but I feel so god damn alone at times that it starts to make me think about the past and when left with my own thoughts I know im dangerous...
In the past I have been the shoulder for everyone to lean on or cry on, I have also been the protector and the person people came to when they had a problem... ALL THE TIME 24/7
When friends have had babies I was the one who was there to take them places and to be there daily if not in person, on the phone, listening to all the shitty things about motherhood and also sharing in the beauties of motherhood even tho it was still years before i would experience this first hand.
I slightly feel resentful at the fact that I have been there for so many people through everything and yet currently... I FEEL like this and alone!!
I wasn't there for others so that when I had a baby then they would be here for me, I did it because i wanted to... and thats why im getting so damn frustrated... I thought it wouldn't be an issue...
Like i said, this is how I feel and I know that how im feeling is a little strange at the moment but shut up, its my story and i'll tell it how i want to lol
I am so emotionally drained that most days i just lay next to Gaga listening to music and thinking to myself... "J, get up and do something and stop feeling sorry for yourself!! "
And I dont know why i dont get up and do something...
A lot of people have told me "oh its because you're a new mum and sleep deprived and it will get easier"
Well also apparently I have low iron (very low lol) so that could be an issue ;)
But i honestly think that for years and years I have been this person who was so independant and who went out whenever i wanted and did whatever I wanted and helped out friends and family as much as i could... I was the emotional punching bag as im good at putting on a front and sorting out other peoples problems... I take on what they say, let it play out like a movie 100 times in my head (wooo for overactive thinking PASS lol) and add some common sense into the equation, which, lets face it the people who im friends with dont have much of LMAO and then WAAALAAAAH bob's your uncle (well actually no he isn't lol) I'll have a solution for your problems and then you wont listen anyway and then i've just spent a fuck load of time on trying to help you out because you came to me for help and now you're fine and over it and your not listening anyway??? Hmmmm Im suprised I haven't cracked earlier really lol
I just do not have the mental ability to deal with anyone else's crap at the moment. And it's not because I dont care... It's not because im sleep deprived... its not because "im busy with my new family" and it certainly isn't because my "priority's have changed"....
It is because I have been a strong woman who has stood tall and strong for everyone around me for years and years now and I no longer have the capacity to deal with it!
Maybe in the future I won't feel like this and I can go back to being there for everyone... or maybe in the future I will realise that this was never a healthy option to begin with and I should of realised this earlier???
Food for thought? Hmmmm chocolate lol
Mumma J
xoxox
Ok, dont get ya hopes up too much coz this is going to be a serious post... sorta :P
I thought I might bare all and write this on here so some of my rants are a little justified lol PFFFT yeah right :P
Since Gaga has been around I have really been struggling with certain emotions and thoughts that I cant seen to shake... The hardest thing about this is when I can't seem to get out how im feeling in words so i just stew on it coz none of it makes sense when i try to explain it... UH OHHH lol
This post is not dig at anyone and if anyone gets offended... then it's your problem not mine lol It seriously isn't aimed at anyone in particular... just how im feeling at the moment!
I know that I have plenty of people around me but I feel so god damn alone at times that it starts to make me think about the past and when left with my own thoughts I know im dangerous...
In the past I have been the shoulder for everyone to lean on or cry on, I have also been the protector and the person people came to when they had a problem... ALL THE TIME 24/7
When friends have had babies I was the one who was there to take them places and to be there daily if not in person, on the phone, listening to all the shitty things about motherhood and also sharing in the beauties of motherhood even tho it was still years before i would experience this first hand.
I slightly feel resentful at the fact that I have been there for so many people through everything and yet currently... I FEEL like this and alone!!
I wasn't there for others so that when I had a baby then they would be here for me, I did it because i wanted to... and thats why im getting so damn frustrated... I thought it wouldn't be an issue...
Like i said, this is how I feel and I know that how im feeling is a little strange at the moment but shut up, its my story and i'll tell it how i want to lol
I am so emotionally drained that most days i just lay next to Gaga listening to music and thinking to myself... "J, get up and do something and stop feeling sorry for yourself!! "
And I dont know why i dont get up and do something...
A lot of people have told me "oh its because you're a new mum and sleep deprived and it will get easier"
Well also apparently I have low iron (very low lol) so that could be an issue ;)
But i honestly think that for years and years I have been this person who was so independant and who went out whenever i wanted and did whatever I wanted and helped out friends and family as much as i could... I was the emotional punching bag as im good at putting on a front and sorting out other peoples problems... I take on what they say, let it play out like a movie 100 times in my head (wooo for overactive thinking PASS lol) and add some common sense into the equation, which, lets face it the people who im friends with dont have much of LMAO and then WAAALAAAAH bob's your uncle (well actually no he isn't lol) I'll have a solution for your problems and then you wont listen anyway and then i've just spent a fuck load of time on trying to help you out because you came to me for help and now you're fine and over it and your not listening anyway??? Hmmmm Im suprised I haven't cracked earlier really lol
I just do not have the mental ability to deal with anyone else's crap at the moment. And it's not because I dont care... It's not because im sleep deprived... its not because "im busy with my new family" and it certainly isn't because my "priority's have changed"....
It is because I have been a strong woman who has stood tall and strong for everyone around me for years and years now and I no longer have the capacity to deal with it!
Maybe in the future I won't feel like this and I can go back to being there for everyone... or maybe in the future I will realise that this was never a healthy option to begin with and I should of realised this earlier???
Food for thought? Hmmmm chocolate lol
Mumma J
xoxox
Sunday, 27 March 2011
Heeeello Stranger...
Hey there, sorry I haven't posted in a while...
You know the old saying, things to do, people to see!??!?!
Well no, in my case it was... Things to do, people to avoid!!
lol Better I kept my mouth shut than risk fighting with people who wouldn't be able to handle what I had to say to them lol
BUT NOOOOOOOOOW let my fingers do the talking *coughs* thats what she said *cough cough*
LOL I apologise now... I am tired and very dilusional so I'll be making jokes that no one is going to understand but while im writing and cracking up laughing, it's working for me so suck it up :P
So... where do I start??? Lets start with the gorgeous husband who I forgot what I nicknamed him on here... ummmm B??? Or caveman? or ANNOYING??? lol jus kidding :P Anywho...
If there is one thing that will get my blood boiling it's when someone upsets/hurts/angers him and yes I know he is a grown man but he is my husband and it pisses me off.... I dont care who it is who hurts him, even family... It pisses me off!!
We held Gaga's naming day recently and it was so great to see how many people were there and who cared about him :D He is one very lucky boy to have such great people around him!!
Oh man, so much has gone on I really dont know where to start lol Or should i rephrase this as "i dont know who to offend first" muhahaha
I really think that in the last two weeks I was being pushed to see how far I could go before breaking... and because im awesome, i didn't break... But lets just say that my appointment with the shrink couldn't of come at a better time LMAO
Ok dot points....
1, Parenting!!
2, Break Ups
3, Kids
4, Farewells
and I think that will cover it for now...
SO 1..... B and I have reflected a lot on what sort of parenting style we would like to raise Gaga with... one full of love and sarcasm and as little blood as possible... It's amazing to see how you grow up into your own personalities and how some traits stick around from the people who have raised you and what traits you refuse to carry on because quite frankly... they are SHIT!! lol How is it that the children seem to have more common sense and better morals than their "wiser" elders... and that beautifully brings me into dot point number.....
2..... Oh really, you've split up??? Oh thats a shame.... 1 month... 2 months.... Oh really you're still talking the same shit as you were when you first split up? Honestly, no one wants to invite the person to the party who is just gonna whinge whinge whinge all the damn time... If you can't get over something, then dont come!! Dont come to the party and make everyone else miserable to!! Yeah yeah blah blah to the nay sayers who are thinking "but if they dont talk about it then they will get depressed... blah...."
And that is my problem how??? Im trying to have a good time lol I dont go to someone's party and just talk about my shit all day... no one really cares!!
You will get the odd person who might get stuck talking to ya because they are too nice to just up and leave but soooooorry... That aint gonna be me... How about you grow up and pull ya head out of your highschool arse and just get on with life....
She left aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaages ago... deal with it, I HAVE !! lol
Noooow 3..... Kids are little sponges... they will take in everything that is going on around them, especially peoples negativity!! In the last few months I have felt sorry for the kids who have no choice but to deal with abuse, homophobia, racism, anger and dipshits... oh no, im the one who has been dealing with the dipshits lol Even if I hated the old lady across the road I would never pass that hatred onto Gaga... he needs to make up his own mind that she is a loser... and trust me HE WILL lol!!
Please people, leave your kids out of your mess!! You were lucky enough that they were born, dont screw it up but screwing them up!!
In saying that... I will raise my son the best way i know how and will not make excuses for the choices I will make... like swearing... yeah im still swearing around him... But when you do it in a higher pitch then its all smiles on his end ;) ;) Parenting 101 lol
and finally.... 4..... :(
My mumma left me today, after being here for over 4 months... the grey nomads have left the state to move on to their next adventure... I really loved having them here, especially my mumma!!
It sucks when you get used to someone not being around and then they are physically there... and then they go again, ay yaa yaaaaa!! Oh well, they are only 6 hours away!! I know Gaga will miss them tho :(
AND so, for my finale...
I've been all over the shop tonight with this blog, hopefully next one I'll stick to one subject and really get into the nitty gritty of it all and have the harsh sarcasm you all seem to like so much instead of just this rambling....
Ok im going to bed... lets see how much hate mail i'll have when I wake up....
xoxox
Mumma J
You know the old saying, things to do, people to see!??!?!
Well no, in my case it was... Things to do, people to avoid!!
lol Better I kept my mouth shut than risk fighting with people who wouldn't be able to handle what I had to say to them lol
BUT NOOOOOOOOOW let my fingers do the talking *coughs* thats what she said *cough cough*
LOL I apologise now... I am tired and very dilusional so I'll be making jokes that no one is going to understand but while im writing and cracking up laughing, it's working for me so suck it up :P
So... where do I start??? Lets start with the gorgeous husband who I forgot what I nicknamed him on here... ummmm B??? Or caveman? or ANNOYING??? lol jus kidding :P Anywho...
If there is one thing that will get my blood boiling it's when someone upsets/hurts/angers him and yes I know he is a grown man but he is my husband and it pisses me off.... I dont care who it is who hurts him, even family... It pisses me off!!
We held Gaga's naming day recently and it was so great to see how many people were there and who cared about him :D He is one very lucky boy to have such great people around him!!
Oh man, so much has gone on I really dont know where to start lol Or should i rephrase this as "i dont know who to offend first" muhahaha
I really think that in the last two weeks I was being pushed to see how far I could go before breaking... and because im awesome, i didn't break... But lets just say that my appointment with the shrink couldn't of come at a better time LMAO
Ok dot points....
1, Parenting!!
2, Break Ups
3, Kids
4, Farewells
and I think that will cover it for now...
SO 1..... B and I have reflected a lot on what sort of parenting style we would like to raise Gaga with... one full of love and sarcasm and as little blood as possible... It's amazing to see how you grow up into your own personalities and how some traits stick around from the people who have raised you and what traits you refuse to carry on because quite frankly... they are SHIT!! lol How is it that the children seem to have more common sense and better morals than their "wiser" elders... and that beautifully brings me into dot point number.....
2..... Oh really, you've split up??? Oh thats a shame.... 1 month... 2 months.... Oh really you're still talking the same shit as you were when you first split up? Honestly, no one wants to invite the person to the party who is just gonna whinge whinge whinge all the damn time... If you can't get over something, then dont come!! Dont come to the party and make everyone else miserable to!! Yeah yeah blah blah to the nay sayers who are thinking "but if they dont talk about it then they will get depressed... blah...."
And that is my problem how??? Im trying to have a good time lol I dont go to someone's party and just talk about my shit all day... no one really cares!!
You will get the odd person who might get stuck talking to ya because they are too nice to just up and leave but soooooorry... That aint gonna be me... How about you grow up and pull ya head out of your highschool arse and just get on with life....
She left aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaages ago... deal with it, I HAVE !! lol
Noooow 3..... Kids are little sponges... they will take in everything that is going on around them, especially peoples negativity!! In the last few months I have felt sorry for the kids who have no choice but to deal with abuse, homophobia, racism, anger and dipshits... oh no, im the one who has been dealing with the dipshits lol Even if I hated the old lady across the road I would never pass that hatred onto Gaga... he needs to make up his own mind that she is a loser... and trust me HE WILL lol!!
Please people, leave your kids out of your mess!! You were lucky enough that they were born, dont screw it up but screwing them up!!
In saying that... I will raise my son the best way i know how and will not make excuses for the choices I will make... like swearing... yeah im still swearing around him... But when you do it in a higher pitch then its all smiles on his end ;) ;) Parenting 101 lol
and finally.... 4..... :(
My mumma left me today, after being here for over 4 months... the grey nomads have left the state to move on to their next adventure... I really loved having them here, especially my mumma!!
It sucks when you get used to someone not being around and then they are physically there... and then they go again, ay yaa yaaaaa!! Oh well, they are only 6 hours away!! I know Gaga will miss them tho :(
AND so, for my finale...
I've been all over the shop tonight with this blog, hopefully next one I'll stick to one subject and really get into the nitty gritty of it all and have the harsh sarcasm you all seem to like so much instead of just this rambling....
Ok im going to bed... lets see how much hate mail i'll have when I wake up....
xoxox
Mumma J
Friday, 11 March 2011
Naaaaw Butterfly...
So i thought I would just write a quick post tonight, I dont plan on actually writing one every day (even tho it has already worked out that way lol) as I would run out of things to say and I'll end up just writing OMG gaga did the biggest poo today and nooooo one wants to hear that lol
What did you all get up to on this beautiful day?
B had a RDO so he was home all day with us and then Butterfly came around mid morning and I tell ya what, that woman is so beautiful.. Inside and Out!
All of the shit we have been through individually and together over the years would be enough to write a series of stories that we would release on paperback... We all know paperback books are the best to read lol
I love that it isn't forced and that when we catch up we dont feel the need to have to "entertain" each other.
Like if we go to each others houses we just get up and get our own drinks if we are thirsty and that sorta stuff... Although, she still knocks when she comes to the door which I dont understand so now some of the times I just sit here really quiet until she walks in and then say "OMG IM NAKED" so she starts apologising and facing the door LMAO oooooh so funny... hang on, i guess that's entertaining lol
She definately is one funny lady and so much fun to pay out lol
Love ya guts girly and thank you for everything you have done today and especially in the last 15 or so years!!
Mumma J
xoxox
What did you all get up to on this beautiful day?
B had a RDO so he was home all day with us and then Butterfly came around mid morning and I tell ya what, that woman is so beautiful.. Inside and Out!
All of the shit we have been through individually and together over the years would be enough to write a series of stories that we would release on paperback... We all know paperback books are the best to read lol
I love that it isn't forced and that when we catch up we dont feel the need to have to "entertain" each other.
Like if we go to each others houses we just get up and get our own drinks if we are thirsty and that sorta stuff... Although, she still knocks when she comes to the door which I dont understand so now some of the times I just sit here really quiet until she walks in and then say "OMG IM NAKED" so she starts apologising and facing the door LMAO oooooh so funny... hang on, i guess that's entertaining lol
She definately is one funny lady and so much fun to pay out lol
Love ya guts girly and thank you for everything you have done today and especially in the last 15 or so years!!
Mumma J
xoxox
Thursday, 10 March 2011
Calling All Victims...
I have had a fantastic day today and because of that this blog will not be as full of sarcasm and wit as the others because quite frankly I seem to write better when im a little cheesed off lol and now your all probably wishing from now on that I have bad days lol
Certainly is amazing how only a few days ago I was thinking about running away from home and now it's the last thing on my mind... Parenting must be a form of Bipolar lol
Completely off topic now but I was just watching the news about a guy who endangered others by having sex while he knew he had HIV. That's some pretty messed up shit, but that's not what got me mad to write this blog about it. It was the fact that for his defence they are using the reason of him having a bad childhood as to why he was unstable and did this... *coughs* BULLSHIT *cough cough*
One of my biggest pet hates is when people blame their upbringing on how they act in the present and the future!
Ummm no sure if you've noticed dipshit but that's the past and you don't need to make decisions based on that!
One snippet of a quote by his lawyer was "his father was an alcoholic and would take his anger out on the defendants mother" oh Boo Hoo, how does that make it ok for him have sex having contracted HIV and endanger other peoples lives?
There is a reason why it is called "the past" and yes I understand that some bad shit happens sometimes but only you can change it and everyone has a choice on their actions for the future.
If we could all blame our past on things we do now then I could also contract HIV and have sex with others and blame it on my dad LMAO!! Yes, most of you all would probably not find the funny side in that but oh well, I laugh at everything and talk about everything and maybe that is why I am so damn crazy but so well adjusted at the same time lol
I just dont think that someone should be allowed to get away with something so serious on the basis of what has happened to them in the past! Way to many people are jumping on the mentally unfit bandwagon these days, and while that is a good ride most days, in the end its only gonna result in white jackets and padded walls.
Pleeeease people... regardless of what has happened to you in the past, and even if you are struggling to deal with it currently, just ask for help and sort ya shit out. In the last year I have heard of 4 major court cases getting thrown out and they have blamed it on the defendants upbringing... this isn't good enough!!
We write our own stories and yes sometimes they are horror's and thrillers in the past but that is no excuse not to make them comedies!!
Ok I have rambled on enough about people being "victims" and me giving them this time of day is only making it worse lol Oooooh and don't even get me started on the fat people who cry on shows like oprah and stuff because they are fat... lol I'll save that one for another blog entry... it will certainly be a BIG FAT one LMAO Oh i crack myself up lol
Mumma J
xoxox
Certainly is amazing how only a few days ago I was thinking about running away from home and now it's the last thing on my mind... Parenting must be a form of Bipolar lol
Completely off topic now but I was just watching the news about a guy who endangered others by having sex while he knew he had HIV. That's some pretty messed up shit, but that's not what got me mad to write this blog about it. It was the fact that for his defence they are using the reason of him having a bad childhood as to why he was unstable and did this... *coughs* BULLSHIT *cough cough*
One of my biggest pet hates is when people blame their upbringing on how they act in the present and the future!
Ummm no sure if you've noticed dipshit but that's the past and you don't need to make decisions based on that!
One snippet of a quote by his lawyer was "his father was an alcoholic and would take his anger out on the defendants mother" oh Boo Hoo, how does that make it ok for him have sex having contracted HIV and endanger other peoples lives?
There is a reason why it is called "the past" and yes I understand that some bad shit happens sometimes but only you can change it and everyone has a choice on their actions for the future.
If we could all blame our past on things we do now then I could also contract HIV and have sex with others and blame it on my dad LMAO!! Yes, most of you all would probably not find the funny side in that but oh well, I laugh at everything and talk about everything and maybe that is why I am so damn crazy but so well adjusted at the same time lol
I just dont think that someone should be allowed to get away with something so serious on the basis of what has happened to them in the past! Way to many people are jumping on the mentally unfit bandwagon these days, and while that is a good ride most days, in the end its only gonna result in white jackets and padded walls.
Pleeeease people... regardless of what has happened to you in the past, and even if you are struggling to deal with it currently, just ask for help and sort ya shit out. In the last year I have heard of 4 major court cases getting thrown out and they have blamed it on the defendants upbringing... this isn't good enough!!
We write our own stories and yes sometimes they are horror's and thrillers in the past but that is no excuse not to make them comedies!!
Ok I have rambled on enough about people being "victims" and me giving them this time of day is only making it worse lol Oooooh and don't even get me started on the fat people who cry on shows like oprah and stuff because they are fat... lol I'll save that one for another blog entry... it will certainly be a BIG FAT one LMAO Oh i crack myself up lol
Mumma J
xoxox
Wednesday, 9 March 2011
Back to Normal?!?!
What is normal?
How can anyone say that how you act or what you do or who you are is "normal"???
Im certainly not normal and I'm proud of that lol
Embrace the craziness!!
Gaga is back to his usual crazy self today, loving reading books (yes that's right, he can already read at 3 months... wooooow lol) and playing on his dinosaur mat so we have a happy household today YAAAAAAY :)
Haven't done too much today, (apart from having the grey nomads come to visit) obviously if I'm already writing a blog. Most housewifey type people would probably be cooking dinner or doing some household duties for when the bread winner/hero/husband gets home from work... luckily my caveman is on a later shift so I have a few more hours before I need to move a couple of things to make it look like i've done something today. Plus, that caveman of mine needs a bigger club to be able to whip me into line... minds OUT of the gutter people!!! lol
But I thought I would tell you about my assembling skills... *coughs*
I am having a "drinks break" at the moment while the little one's highchair is half assembled, and by half assembled I mean... I put in the axle rod and it got stuck and now I cant get it out lol so i have no choice but to sit here and laugh at myself!! BUT I have no hesitation in putting it back in the garage as it is just so my husband (we shall call him B) can't come in and fix the problem i've created... I worked hard to get myself in this mess and I want to continue to laugh at myself in this mess until I can fix it!! Yes people, my pride is as big as my bootaaah some days :D
Anywho, I better go now, I need to go back through the box and try and find the booklet that tells you what to do when shit goes wrong and things are stuck in places they shouldn't be... I know a few people who could use that book in their personal life come to think of it... Im always looking out for others ;) LMAO
Mumma J
xoxox
How can anyone say that how you act or what you do or who you are is "normal"???
Im certainly not normal and I'm proud of that lol
Embrace the craziness!!
Gaga is back to his usual crazy self today, loving reading books (yes that's right, he can already read at 3 months... wooooow lol) and playing on his dinosaur mat so we have a happy household today YAAAAAAY :)
Haven't done too much today, (apart from having the grey nomads come to visit) obviously if I'm already writing a blog. Most housewifey type people would probably be cooking dinner or doing some household duties for when the bread winner/hero/husband gets home from work... luckily my caveman is on a later shift so I have a few more hours before I need to move a couple of things to make it look like i've done something today. Plus, that caveman of mine needs a bigger club to be able to whip me into line... minds OUT of the gutter people!!! lol
But I thought I would tell you about my assembling skills... *coughs*
I am having a "drinks break" at the moment while the little one's highchair is half assembled, and by half assembled I mean... I put in the axle rod and it got stuck and now I cant get it out lol so i have no choice but to sit here and laugh at myself!! BUT I have no hesitation in putting it back in the garage as it is just so my husband (we shall call him B) can't come in and fix the problem i've created... I worked hard to get myself in this mess and I want to continue to laugh at myself in this mess until I can fix it!! Yes people, my pride is as big as my bootaaah some days :D
Anywho, I better go now, I need to go back through the box and try and find the booklet that tells you what to do when shit goes wrong and things are stuck in places they shouldn't be... I know a few people who could use that book in their personal life come to think of it... Im always looking out for others ;) LMAO
Mumma J
xoxox
Tuesday, 8 March 2011
Gaga - Friend or Foe??
So last night when I was getting ready for gaga's bedtime i was getting even more frustrated at the fact that I would be up in 3 hours by him whinge whinge whinging which is what he has been like for 3 days straight now... Whinge whinge whinge, burp fart burp!! AY YAAA YAAAAAAA
Gaga must of picked up on my frustrations and was scared to sleep as when I woke up at 6 am after putting him to sleep at 11pm I was in absolute shock!! 7 hours... 7 HOURS..?..?
After having a good sleep which i didn't know I was having, I was in great spirits today!! Better than the blubbering mess I was at the doctors yesterday lol
I had some awesome visitors who came over and just generally made my day, Boobs Magee and N, and of course Foxy and Baby La Roux!! Boobs Magee was great and just did a few odds and ends around the kitchen while i was cleaning up the lounge a little (and by cleaning I mean... picking up stuff and throwing it onto my bed)... Then it was just great to sit down and talk to both the girls about how some days being mum is just freaking difficult and you wanna give up. It's so hard to explain to someone, who doesn't have kids that even tho you wanted this precious bundle of joy that there are days when you also want a refund and maybe even a little cash back for your time you have committed. Before you have the baby everyone tells you some of their stories and you think "oh no way, it cant be that bad, they are so cute"... Gaga is the most amazing little man I have ever met and in the three months here it would only be a handful of times I have felt like this, (this week being one of them :)
I thought the antenatal classes were great but now im thinking they needed to give more information on how much the baby really want's of you and needs you aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaall the time (not like me to exaggerate lol)
I think they need to have classes on "what happens when you bring the devil - sorry i mean - child home"
and maybe a 30 day exchange policy even if you lost the receipt...
I love the little man soooo much but SOMETIMES it get's to the point where you start to ask yourself, how much could I get for them on the black market???
Mumma J
xoxox
Gaga must of picked up on my frustrations and was scared to sleep as when I woke up at 6 am after putting him to sleep at 11pm I was in absolute shock!! 7 hours... 7 HOURS..?..?
After having a good sleep which i didn't know I was having, I was in great spirits today!! Better than the blubbering mess I was at the doctors yesterday lol
I had some awesome visitors who came over and just generally made my day, Boobs Magee and N, and of course Foxy and Baby La Roux!! Boobs Magee was great and just did a few odds and ends around the kitchen while i was cleaning up the lounge a little (and by cleaning I mean... picking up stuff and throwing it onto my bed)... Then it was just great to sit down and talk to both the girls about how some days being mum is just freaking difficult and you wanna give up. It's so hard to explain to someone, who doesn't have kids that even tho you wanted this precious bundle of joy that there are days when you also want a refund and maybe even a little cash back for your time you have committed. Before you have the baby everyone tells you some of their stories and you think "oh no way, it cant be that bad, they are so cute"... Gaga is the most amazing little man I have ever met and in the three months here it would only be a handful of times I have felt like this, (this week being one of them :)
I thought the antenatal classes were great but now im thinking they needed to give more information on how much the baby really want's of you and needs you aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaall the time (not like me to exaggerate lol)
I think they need to have classes on "what happens when you bring the devil - sorry i mean - child home"
and maybe a 30 day exchange policy even if you lost the receipt...
I love the little man soooo much but SOMETIMES it get's to the point where you start to ask yourself, how much could I get for them on the black market???
Mumma J
xoxox
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