Whingy McWhinger

Oh my goooooodness!!
Yeah yeah it's been a while, I know... SHUT UP!!
Apparently when you have a milk sucking vampire around the place it makes things like writing blogs a little harder to do than first thought!!
Oh where do I start this time?

Well Osama Bin Laden is dead... and I actually feel a little sick and uneasy seeing the news reports with people celebrating and wanting to dance on his grave (goodluck now he's out to sea... start swimming bitches lol)
Yeah yeah I get it... he was evil and yadda yadda yadda... but I think.. he was one man, who had thousands of followers, I dont think it's time for celebrating, I think it's time for forward thinking and being on guard. Terrorists are evil in general... Imagine what they are like when they are pissed off???
I would liken this to... saying you would take my chocolate... and then really taking it!!
VERY HUUUUGE and different consequences!! lol

Something else that I saw on the news this morning that I thought I needed to comment on (of course) is post wedding depression...
Oh and to quote the doctor on the show "It's just like postnatal depression" *cough cough cough*
Sorry I find it hard to swallow that bullshit of a line!!
How the hell can you say its anything like that, Doctor Moron???
I bet the people getting post wedding depression are the same women who are bridezilla's and victims... They need attention for something so now they have come up with this..
OOO i know, here's something that will fix all your problems...
Have a baby, they fix everything!! But be careful, you might get postnatal depression... oh how can you handle both you poor loves??!?!?
Yes... Sarcasm!!

Oh and of course we need an update about Baby Gaga :D
Well he pretty much ripped off my nipple the other night lol
I can laugh now but at the time it took all of my strength to not throw him to/at his dad lol
He doesn't even have teeth yet so im dreading when he gets some... I think that is half the problem though because he is teething so he's chewing on everything and decided to use me this time YOWCH!!
He hasn't dont it again since but i think when your mum screams and then starts crying and your dad comes over and takes you off mum and says "I think you've just done your dash son" it makes you think twice about using your mum's nips as a teething ring...
I wish he could read... I would wear a really "subtle" shirt saying... I dont place my boobs in the freezer so don't use me as a DAMN teething ring!!!!

Baby Gaga - Great
Caveman - Great
Me - Great

I'll have more to report eventually but gotta go again coz the boy is yelling at me!!

bye byeeeeeeee
Mumma J
xoxox

p.s I didn't proof read so sorry for any mistakes lol